So it's been over a month since I posted. I'm sure you all missed me. As I was sitting on my now thirty year old ass, watching American Idol, I saw something. I'm not into men, not that there's anything wrong with that, but I did notice something homo-erotic. Shockingly enough, it wasn't Ryan Seacrest, but one of the commercials.
As with all my links, this one is completely safe for work. Please click here. Now look down in the lower right corner, and play the video of two men sitting behind a table at a press conference. As you will soon see, those two men are Peyton and Eli Manning. They have decided, with the blessing of their parents, to see who can lick white cream off a hard black object quickest. And here I thought Peyton always choked on the big one. At least they aren't into bestiality, like Tom Brady.
While we're on the topic of questionable sexuality, here's the great video of Maverick talking about Scientology.
So long as we're questioning people's sexuality, let's talk about T.O. A few years back he had things to say about Jeff Garcia. Now he's crying. The local sports talk people here in Texas think that his new team-first approach is because he's an aging wide receiver with a $3 million roster bonus due this March. Cynics think that he wants to try to convince Jerry Jones that he's changed his ways.
It's been nice talking to you all again.
Have a nice day,