Clearly, we can't have sex with a client. But what about the client's mother? Well, that's OK so long as you get the client to sign a permission slip.
What if we make things more difficult...your client (male) invites you to a three-way with his girlfriend. The three of you form a London Bridge. Is that OK? Yes, according to the Wisconsin Supreme Court (scroll to paragraph 56). Andy gets credit for this great find.
Sometimes even joking about sex can get you in trouble, especially if you're talking about a teenage boy.
On to sports. This week, I'm paying the Patriots the ultimate compliment: I've chosen to bench my Redskins defense and go without. I'm pretty happy with the Redskins, and I think they'll do well for the rest of the year. There's nobody on my bench I'm willing to put on the waiver wire for a one week fix at Defense, so the Patriots have scared me into not playing one.
Bill Callahan, lame-duck coach of Nebraska, recently said that he's doing an "excellent job." He's 4-3 this year, and 26-18 for his career. Obviously the fans love him. That sound you hear is Bo Pellini packing up and moving to Lincoln.
And here are a few bonus links to get you through your day:
- The headline says "prostitutes sew lips together" but it's not what you think.
- Speaking of prostitutes, German cops can no longer visit brothels or drink beer while on the job. Bummer.
- You might want to get some of these disguises for your lady friends. Be sure to watch the slide show.
- BREAKING NEWS: GEORGIA COURTS GET ONE RIGHT.
Have a nice day,