It's only a matter of time before The Longest Yard 3 comes out. I expect they'll start production once they transfer Larry Phillips to Big Mo's prison.
So who would we have starting for the convicts?
QB: Marcus Vick (it's only a matter of time)
RB: Phillips and Clarett
WR: Rae Carruth
WR: Koren Robinson
OL: Nate Newton
OL: Barret Robbins
OL: Don Vito
I'm sure you're wondering "Fite, why have you only listed offensive players." Simple. After a few nights in jail all these guys learned to go both ways.
Post comments of who I forgot. My list is only those players currently in the slammer (or those like Phillips and Robinson, who will be in the pokey soon enough).