OK, maybe not. The WAD is out this morning and I only felt this is what he would've given us if he were in. So I'm filling in before the caption contest this afternoon and I promise no WNBA. We should probably start with roll call to ensure everyone made it through one of the most dreaded days of the year, which is the day after the MLB All-Star game where there isn't a single sporting event on television. I'm pretty certain that wives/girlfriends mark this day on their calendar because they know we can't escape them. Anyhow, in an effort to get us out of the funk that we've been forced into and to get us pumped for the months ahead, I've included a video of what may be the 2006 Heisman Trophy winner...enjoy.